Stinking copper bandits!

Been away from my blog for a whole month. NOT a good thing. Want to know why I've been away from my blog a whole month? because of those lousy stinking copper bandits, that's why! These assholes have been climbing up the telephones in the middle of the night to steal telephone wire to sell for scrap. It's pure copper, you know. They mosey in at about 1 a.m. when decent folk are asleep (or, at least, gettin' busy) and chop up whole chunks of the stuff. And the telephone company takes 5 whole days each time to fix it, and my entire neighbourhood is without phones or internet access the whole time.

What pisses me off is the utter callousness of it. These men steal corporate property without care for the 200 houses on our street, just because they can make a buck off of it. And it's a pretty penny, I'm told. Utterly anti-social, utterly selfish. So much for the future of our youth.